February 2012
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Anonymous asked: roses are red, Violets are blue, I know its past Valentines day, but love, you are super cute.. honestly, I would like to take you on a date... or two.. You are beautiful, and i fancy you, and i would like to take a walk with you. (: I am sorry this poem sucked, but i tried my best.(: have a good day(:
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So. Fucking. Tired.
If you don’t like working at 5am, I suggest you don’t work at Starbucks. A girl in the elevator laughed last night when I told her how early I had to wake up.
thebesttexan asked: Let me kiss your face.
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stallionsdykery replied to your post: Don’t half-ass two things. Whole-ass one.
-Ron Swanson.
#winner
Watchhadersgonnahade:
poehlerizer:
stoopidsarah:
New York’s Hottest Club Is…
i love how towards the end it just becomes a bunch of random noises
crying tears of joy omg
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Don't half-ass two things. Whole-ass one.
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Working 80 hours over spring break.
Wait…what.
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HI GUYS
I’m restless and sleepy and exhausted oh my
*sigh*
viola-cielo replied to your photo: HELLO MADAM YOU’RE LOOKING MIGHTY DAPPER TODAY
HI NIKKI
HI KAYLAAAAAAA
Watchtrymyinterests:
inacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US. Holy fuck, I love The Office.
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Her voice.
no-one-fucking-cares:
I can’t get over it.
nikkilikestwat asked: If tomato is considered a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?
failures-art asked: the question isn't 'do you poop?', because everyone poops (devon is really dumb and afraid of buttholes/), it's 'do you like to poop?' (god devon, can't even ask a question right.( u_u))
Anonymous asked: Who do you like?
lemmeunzipyourgenes replied to your post: do u poop
girls don’t poop.
I take shits.