Maybe I’ll try to be productive tomorrow
To my best friend boop:
You, in essence, are the type of human being most people only dream of meeting. And anyone who is lucky enough to cross paths with you has so much good coming their way, it’s easy to recognize how much of an impact you make on others. Including me.
I can’t stress this to you enough, so I will stress it time and time again until you truly understand: I don’t know where I’d be without you. You are my best friend, my confidant, my rock, you are everything I could ever hope for in someone I keep so close to my heart. You have helped me change myself for the better by dusting off my back while I dust off the rest of me. You haven’t tried to change my core, you haven’t tried to save me. You’ve been boop, and I couldn’t ask for anything better.
You, my best friend, you deserve the world handed to you on a platter made of cat poop. You deserve smiles and happiness, sun on the darkest of days, affection in the middle of a downpour. You are the best person I’ve ever met. And I will continue to give you my unwavering love and respect through any and every situation you find yourself in, whether it’s a battle for your life or deciding your xbox live username.
Don’t change who you are, you are too amazing as the person skyping me right now. You always have the power to open or shut any doors in your life. And no matter what doors you choose, you will always have your best friend holding it for you.
I love you more than life itself, not as much as Binx, but close. Binx is a perfect almost human being so consider yourself lucky.
Don’t settle for anything less than the absolute best out of life. Vishnu fucking knows you deserve that much.
Egbok, boop. Always egbok.
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
Boop and I just said at the EXACT SAME TIME that both binx and her dog Shakespeare would be Nickelback fans. Dead. Fucking dead.